Story Song

Song Title: The Wreck of the Edmung Fitzgerald
Song Artist: Gordon Lightfoot
Link to lyrics

Plot:
A big boat named the "Edmund Fitzgerald" is a tanker and is carrying tons or iron and ore on Lake Superior. They are headed to Cleveland when the big winds come in and they realize this could be a dangerous trip. The captain is very experienced, but these winds are pretty harsh. The boat ends up sinking, and everyone dies. It is very sad.

Characters:
The Captain
The Cook
The Crew
The Women and Children of the crew
Gales of November

Conflict:
They are out on Lake Superior when the gales of November come in and the waves and winds are very deadly. They have to make it to where their going, but the conditions are to harsh and might be to rough. They can't end up making it and they all day because their boat sinks.

Theme:
Bad Weather Kills.
Very Storms seas can be very dangerous.

Setting:
Lake Superior
November
On the Boat
November 10, 1975

6-Word Memoirs

10. Please restart computer when your finished.
9. Struggles to withstand school all day.
8. Can't wait until I get out.
7. Why are these always six words?
6. This suit is black...pause....not!
5. It seems odd to assume that.
4. You better believe it, mother freaker.
3. Haylee smells like a butt hole.
2. 27 cents for a water cup???????????
1. Hmmmm i find that very interestin.

Grand Theft Poetry

At seven I was a soldier,
At nine i was a prince.
Faster than fairies,
Faster then witches.
I was THE boy who laughed at Santa Claus.
But i still dreamed... more then most you could say.
A discovery, waiting there in my dream,
For a young kid such as i to grasp it.
I had to find it!
But it seemed so tough, impossible at times.
A stranger to tears, i did not cry.
But i must say, i wanted to.
Oh this treasure was so special to me.
I was almost there, i had been working so hard to find it.
And then, right as i was about to find this glorious treasure,
right when all my childhood dreams were about to come true,
"Phillip! Wake up! It's time for school!"
Devastated.
Crushed.
You've got to be kidding me.

Very Bad Poetry

Yo, yo, yo,
where'd you go?
i totally miss you so,
and its it not like your hot
you talk and walk like a robot.
Go back to sleep,
so i dont hear a peep,
cuz you never stop talking
and i hate when you talk
i promise.
so do me a favor,
buy some ice cream that has better flavor.
cuz this taste like crap,
and i dont eat ice cream that taste bad.
You'd know that if you knew me,
cuz im me and your not,
so keep dreaming,
gypsie

Impulse

M- Well hello there Ms. How are you doing today?
W- Just wonderful actually, it's such a beautiful day.
M- Indeed it is, almost as beautiful as you.
W- Well that's very cute of you, but get the hell away from me now or i'll call the cops.
M- Woah Woah calm down i'm just trying to be polite.
W- Ya that's how all men are when they want some.
M- Since when was it wrong to compliment a women.
W- It's not.... Sorry i just have had a rough past week with guys, so i'm kinda defensive now.
M- Well alright i get it, I was just trying to be nice though, ya know?
W- Ya i understand now, well anyways, what's your name?
M- My name is Phillip, and yours?
W- I'm Susan.
M- Well where are you from Susan?
W- I'm from the Bronx.
M- Well that's cool I'm from Brooklyn.
W- That's very nice, you should come down sometime and we could grab a bite to eat.
M- That sounds good to me, as long as you don't start screaming at me like you did earlier. (chuckles and laughter)
W- Oh boy your gonna use that against me for a while aren't you.
M- Oh of course, you have to admit you kind of over reacted.
W- Not True Ass Hole!
M- Woah chill, are you bipolar?
W- Why are you so rude all of the sudden?!?
M- I'm not gypsie.
W- I can't believe I ever talked to you.
M- Go rott in Hell whore.
W- Wow your so ridiculous.
(Then they seperated there ways and never saw each other again.)

Four Alarm Fire

This painting is very peculiar. I'm not quite sure what he is doing in a art gallery with all his gear on, but he must be very hot. I think the best explanation for this is that he is in heaven and he is in this art gallery that has pictures of his life. He was a hero many times and saved a lot of people's lifes. One time didn't turn out to well though. An apartment building was on fire and he saved many people, but in the end he couldn't make it out alive. He was the hero in saving many people though. And now he is up in heaven in his own art gallery looking at his life over and over and all the things he accomplished and how wonderful his life is.

Introduction

The name is Eric Wright. You might know me better as Eazy-E, Godfather of Gangster Rap, or the king of Compton. I was born September 7, 1963. I dropped out of high school in tenth grade and started selling drugs to create a cash flow. I'm a crip, and ain't scared to show it. Lately i've been producing some bad ass records and stacking some serious paper. I run the west coast, and that's about it.